I'm Miranda Sawyer and I'm hosting the brand new podcast, Papercuts.

From the mail's obsession with woke, to the daily stars' war on pigeons,

to all the things the Guardian is telling you not to enjoy,

Papercuts digs into the private mania of the UK press.

And what that tells us about Britain today.

I'm joined by some of the UK's sharpest commentators and funniest comedians

to pick out the most eye-popping stories the morning press has to offer

and serve them up for your incredulity and entertainment.

Papercuts, we read the papers so you don't have to.

Out now, wherever you get your podcasts or visit papercutsshow.com.

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We just reviewed some Joe Rogan episodes. This one's a good one.

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