Hello everyone, I'm Chris Munch with Thrive15.com.

And I'm Josh Merrill with Thrive15.com as well.

You know, there's something very important that we'd like to talk to you about.

And that's corporate sponsorship.

We want you to know that we here at Thrive 15 will never sell out to the man.

And that's as refreshing as this ice cold Coca-Cola classic.

Ah, now that's good Coke.

We will never stoop down to that level, because I know we can be better.

Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's.

We're better than that.

And quite frankly, we're above it.

I don't always wear deodorant, but when I do, I wear old spice.

And that's as refreshing as an ice cold Coca-Cola classic.

Mmm, that's good Coke.

Even when our competitors say, just do it, we will never bow to the whims of corporate sponsorship.

Wow, Josh, those clothes are really comfortable.

Well, that's because they are, Chris.

Well, there you have it. That's our message.

And our promise to you to fly high above the trappings of corporate sponsorship.

Thank you for joining us in the Outback Steakhouse Studio.

No rules? Just right.

Some shows don't need a celebrity narrator to introduce the show.

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