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🗓️ 24 July 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, Deadpool here. We're very excited to be joining you, but we should set the table correctly. |
0:05.4 | We're mostly going to make enemies with Disney and make a lot of jokes at Hughes' expense. |
0:09.4 | Come again. |
0:10.4 | So sit back, relax, while we travel to a place where grown men and women walk around in tights and act like it's not a giant cultural cry for help. |
0:19.0 | Because this is cinema. |
0:23.0 | Shuck- Oh my God. |
0:25.0 | Marvel Studios Deadpool in Wolverine in Cinemas Thursday July 25th. |
0:30.0 | By the way, let's bring back the buffets. |
0:32.0 | Have they disappeared? do you remember but |
0:34.4 | every cafes every casino and I'm gonna eat them the buffets in Vegas used to be |
0:40.0 | I'm so confused but you're not gonna eat eat anything from it. I'll eat the meat. |
0:43.7 | Okay how cutthroat are you because I've had eggs a month ago in a hotel and they |
0:50.9 | cooked it in something else and it |
0:54.5 | Oh, I'm cutthro so now I do not oh I mean are your shits better. Oh yeah so night and day. Yeah, I had hemorrhoids and now I don't. |
1:03.7 | No, dude, and your poop comes out like it's on a water slide. |
1:07.0 | It's like, it's crazy. |
1:08.6 | There's no push. |
1:09.8 | And when you've had those problems and then they're gone, you don't forget it quickly. |
1:14.2 | No. Like every shit I take I go, oh hell yeah. Okay, off I go again. |
1:19.6 | Yeah. Not like, man, that wasn't the easiest thing to do. Yeah or no matter how many times I wiped it just never came clean |
1:27.5 | Yeah, wow. Yeah, God, yeah, let's not talk about that anymore. My mother is going to do any proven. |
1:45.0 | Do any proven. |
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