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The Jason Ellis Show

Josh Wolf, Jacob Wolf, and The Woodsman

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

54.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Father and Son Comedians Josh and Jacob Wolf join Jason and Tully to discuss Weed confession, Learning self defense, Getting beaten by lady, Jacob's start on Stand Up, Comedian struggles, Josh's worst bomb, Tully's comedy time, Storytelling in Josh's comedy, Parenting, Marlboro miles, Sharing hotel rooms with dad, The Woodsman movie, Buttholes can be pulled out, Josh/Jacob never talk sex, Grieving, Tough guys and crying, Parents don't know parenting, and Jacob: Coming out of dad's shadow If you want a pair Neven sunglasses with 35% off any one regular pair or if you want a buy 1 get any 2 free deal Check out www.NevenEyewear.com/discount/ellis Visit BetterHelp.com/ELLIS today to get 10% off your first month. Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code ELLIS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That's BlueChew.com, promo code ELLIS to receive your first month FREE. Jason’s Dates at thejasonellis.com Sponsor The Jason Ellis Show: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/jasonellis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, Deadpool here. We're very excited to be joining you, but we should set the table correctly.

0:05.4

We're mostly going to make enemies with Disney and make a lot of jokes at Hughes' expense.

0:09.4

Come again.

0:10.4

So sit back, relax, while we travel to a place where grown men and women walk around in tights and act like it's not a giant cultural cry for help.

0:19.0

Because this is cinema.

0:23.0

Shuck- Oh my God.

0:25.0

Marvel Studios Deadpool in Wolverine in Cinemas Thursday July 25th.

0:30.0

By the way, let's bring back the buffets.

0:32.0

Have they disappeared? do you remember but

0:34.4

every cafes every casino and I'm gonna eat them the buffets in Vegas used to be

0:40.0

I'm so confused but you're not gonna eat eat anything from it. I'll eat the meat.

0:43.7

Okay how cutthroat are you because I've had eggs a month ago in a hotel and they

0:50.9

cooked it in something else and it

0:54.5

Oh, I'm cutthro so now I do not oh I mean are your shits better. Oh yeah so night and day. Yeah, I had hemorrhoids and now I don't.

1:03.7

No, dude, and your poop comes out like it's on a water slide.

1:07.0

It's like, it's crazy.

1:08.6

There's no push.

1:09.8

And when you've had those problems and then they're gone, you don't forget it quickly.

1:14.2

No. Like every shit I take I go, oh hell yeah. Okay, off I go again.

1:19.6

Yeah. Not like, man, that wasn't the easiest thing to do. Yeah or no matter how many times I wiped it just never came clean

1:27.5

Yeah, wow. Yeah, God, yeah, let's not talk about that anymore. My mother is going to do any proven.

1:45.0

Do any proven.

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