Hey, L-Chitters, welcome to the always cheating podcast. My name's Josh here with Brandon.

Brandon, how are you?

Hey, Josh, I'm good. I'm actually trying to get my energy up for this podcast. I'm standing. I'm not doing a sitting down record. But it's kind of on theme for Game Week 4 because in order to get at the right height for my mic, I have to spread my legs out a little bit.

So I'm actually like doing the Rinaldo C-U celebration pose while I podcast.

If that paints an image for our listeners.

What are you?

Yeah, I mean like are you in like full kit as well?

Oh yeah. I've got my shorts like totally pulled up around like my, my, my, my, my, my, my, uh, my upper thighs.

Like exposing as much leg as possible.

Yeah, Ronaldo.

My gosh.

What a, uh, what an incredible, incredible start to, I mean, in some ways, it's just,

it was just so perfect that they played Newcastle at home with a, with a mega man villain

as their goalkeeper. Uh, thank you to Woodman. Uh, it was just, you know, totally, uh,

I mean, absolutely just like opened up the, I mean, the first goal was actually a gift from Woodman to Ronaldo, like a late birthday present or something. Like, it was, uh, incredible. But I mean, it was just like, like, he's had a brace and, you know, in 90 minutes. And I don't even know that he had a great match. Like he had like a brace and like when he didn't play very well.

Yeah.

Kind of scary.

The whole first, just taking that first half of Manchester United Newcastle, I couldn't

really understand what was going on because it was just chaos.

Yeah.

Manchester United had virtually all the possession.

Newcastle looked terrified.

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