Goody, humans.

Welcome to a little bit of extra additional content that I thought I'd provide you with this week.

There's clearly an appetite for more on this show.

And so occasionally I'm just going to start dipping my toe into rambling, ranting, whimsy, thoughts, random, pastiche, mosaic, jigsaw puzzle of

Josh Seps' mind.

See, that was pretty good, I thought.

I thought that was an excellent way of describing what we're doing here.

A few stories that have been floating around this week that I found myself interviewing people

about on my radio show, my excellent radio show, which I can't believe you don't listen to. Or do you? Are you wise and you do? Congratulations. You're an excellent person for listening to ABC Radio Sydney, between 1230 and 3.30 p.m. of an afternoon, of a weekday afternoon. Sydney time, obviously. Be weird,'t it, if my ABC Sydney show operated for some reason on Fijian time.

We were like, it's 1230 to 3.30 on ABC Radio Sydney.

Just be aware that we, for some traditional reason, I don't quite understand, happen to operate on Fiji time.

So adjust your watches beforehand.

In fact, it might be simpler if you just always adjust your watches and clocks to Fiji time. So adjust your watches beforehand. In fact, it might be simpler. If you just

always adjust your watches and clocks to Fiji time so you don't miss my show, it will mean that

you're several hours late or early to all of your meetings and appointments, but that's a small

price to pay, isn't it, for making sure that come 1230 Fiji time, you and Sydney are always listening to what I have

to say. Nonetheless, if you do miss me during the week, here's a little tidbit of some things

that I've been talking about and thinking about throughout the week. I've got three

cracking stories for you. I mean hot off the press.

I'm holding right here in my hot little hand.

Story number one,

I feel like we need a drum roll.

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