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Welcome to Dear Reality.

You know, you treated me like dirt and now I have a voice and now you're scared.

I always get the one to be very accountable for things that I do

that are extremely shady. I'm like the economy room and you're like the grand

suite. Life sucks so you just have to find something to busy yourself.

Hi guys, welcome to another episode of a dear reality, your effed.

I am joined today with what I call my fake husband on Instagram.

He's a talented TV host and producer.

He's interviewed everyone from Kevin Hart to Sarah Jessica Parker

and is always also a lifestyle expert which I think everyone could use in the past few years.

It is the lovely Josh McBride. Hi Josh.

I'm so excited to be here. Yeah, I feel like we should do a forewarning in that I am not your significant other. I would like to be, but I am not. I tried for the job.

He managed to confuse like a lot of people on it. but I am not. I tried for the job.

He managed to confuse like a lot of people on Instagram though

because the name Josh, he will literally comment on everything going like,

hey sweetie, see you at home, home bring milk and everyone freaks out.

I know. Whereas like would your significant other really be commenting that?

Probably not but that's okay. He might send a text. Yeah, exactly not make a post on like a family picture of yeah at all and also probably not a TV presenter from New York

seeing as I live in Sydney, Australia.

Maybe now. We have a very long distance relationship. We see each other once a year.

Yeah.

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