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Radio 2's Confessions

Joseph's Danger Zone Deception and other tales...

Radio 2's Confessions

BBC

Unknown

4.85K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Joseph, Andy, Steve and 'The Nightmare Student from Birmingham' are the ones seeking penitence this week for their tales of deceit, debauchery and deception. Plus Simon gives us a flavour of some of the Confessions that just weren't suitable for broadcast; there's an array of American accents and we've dug out another Confession from the archive - the classic catflap tale! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the BBC.

0:02.0

Dear brothers and sisters,

0:04.0

all are welcome here at the Confessions Podcast,

0:07.0

whether Saint or sinner.

0:12.0

Hey everybody, welcome to the Confessions Podcast

0:15.0

from the BBC, particularly the Radio 2 department,

0:18.0

a little bit folksy, I think they're an introduction.

0:20.0

Really? That's all right.

0:21.0

That's very good.

0:22.0

Is that okay? Very professional, well done.

0:24.0

So it's another Confessions Podcast from Radio 2,

0:26.0

Matt and Bobby are here just to adjudicate

0:29.0

and just to reconsider whether they've been slightly too forgiving

0:33.0

in some cases. Anyway,

0:35.0

this week's collection of tales features the nightmare student

0:38.0

from Birmingham's confession I put a spell on you,

0:41.0

and his tale, running from empties,

0:43.0

Steve's Mr. Meena, take that to the bank,

0:45.0

and a confession we've excavated from the Confessions crypt

0:48.0

as requested by Natalie, and Norman, and Shirley.

0:52.0

But first, we start with Joseph's confession,

0:54.0

which we call Danger Zone,

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