Hey, Neil Brennan with Champs here. Here's some dates. This is Neil April 12 through 14.

I'm going to be in Bloomington, Indiana at the comedy addict and April 19 through 21.

I will be at the stress factor in New Brunswick, New Jersey and then May 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th.

I will be at the comedy zone in Charlotte, North Carolina. Fuck with me.

Speaking of fucking with me, please talk with me. It's most of your cashier.

My book just came out, so I'd love for you to pick it up. It's called Cashier in the Rye

and you could change my life of every champ bought one. Be a champ by that shit.

And I'm going on book tour as well. I leave very soon and I will be going to a city near you.

San Francisco, Oakland, Chicago, Detroit, Oklahoma City, St. Louis, Bloomington, Indiana,

Vancouver, Seattle, Portland, and Edmonton, Canada. I'll be in all of those places at all of those

in the next couple of months. So please go to my website, MosherCasher.com to see all of my

dates. Follow me at MosherCasher. This is Doug here. And I'll be at the British Town

Comedy Festival in Portland, April 12th through 14th, I believe. So fuck with that.

And then I'll be home reading MosherCasher's book.

Please do. Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to hear a very good episode of The Champs.

Thank you for tuning in. How does it can say, oh, go.

I've heard that before. Are we listening to a video game music?

No, that's, uh, that's CB. That's the Fox NFL Fox girl. Ladies and gentlemen,

you're talking with the champs once again, Facebook. Yeah, Facebook. Oh, that's, yeah, that's straight

out of the appropriate Venice, California. We are fucker with the champs once again. My name is

MosherCasher. You know who I am. How do you spell that? It's complicated. What the hell?

My name's Neil Brennan. You've got the Doug Pound on the ones and ones. Like drop something, Doug.

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