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The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Jordan the Jewish Cop From Texas

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Sarah chats with Jordan the Jewish cop from Texas. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/  Please support our sponsors: Mint Mobile offers premium wireless service starting at just $15 a month. To get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, visit https://www.mintmobile.com/SILVERMAN. A healthy breakfast doesn’t have to be boring. Magic Spoon has the amazing flavors you love, but without all the bad stuff! Go to https://www.magicspoon.com/sarah to grab the new limited edition Birthday Cake, or a custom bundle of cereal to try it today! Use promo code SARAH at checkout to save $5 off your order. Bring your mama into the future with the brand new Hello Tushy 3.0 modern bidet attachment for Mother’s Day! Go to https://www.hellotushy.com/Sarah to get 10% off plus FREE SHIPPING. Get everything you need for a Spring refresh during Brooklinen’s biggest sale of the year. Shop the Brooklinen Birthday Sale starting this weekend and visit https://www.brooklinen.com and enter promo code SARAHS to get $20 off any purchase of $100 or more. Policygenius can help you find home and auto coverage similar to what you have now but at a lower price. Head to https://www.Policygenius.com to get started right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:44.5

My name is Scott Ocarman. I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang, the podcast. And basically

0:48.8

what it is is I have celebrities on the show like comedians and actors and musicians.

0:55.6

And I also have comedians on the show playing fake characters. And we never tell anyone

1:00.5

that they're fake and people have to figure it out for themselves. And we all have a lot

1:04.9

of fun. Listen to Comedy Bang Bang wherever you listen to your podcasts.

1:09.1

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I want to say. Hey. Hey. Yeah, fucker. Hey. So we got a call from a police

1:27.9

officer and detective in West Texas, Jewish. And I said, well, let's see if we can actually

1:38.0

call him live because today is actually Tuesday that we're recording this and the show

1:43.9

of Invertec just came out and we hopped on a call with him. So that's what you're going

1:49.0

to hear. And it was a pretty interesting conversation and it was good to be able to talk about

1:58.4

real stuff with him. And he is a listener of the podcast, which is tickles me personally and my ego.

2:10.3

But we talked about some real stuff. And I hope that you find it interesting. And yay. Guilty

2:16.8

on all counts. Fucking thank God. So enjoy. Jordan. Oh my God. Jordan, the police officer.

2:30.4

Hello. I don't think I don't know if I think something must have happened. All right. Here we go again.

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