Jordan Klepper Sneaks Into America's Biggest Gun Show | Long Story Short: Re-Examining Masculinity
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2023
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Question. What if you could make analyzing a big bank's data? No big deal. |
| 0:06.0 | Well, you could partner with IBM and Red Hat, use a hybrid cloud solution to connect data across multiple systems globally, then analyze all that data with Watson. |
| 0:14.0 | All while you address your security and compliance standards. |
| 0:17.0 | Now your analysts get insights in real time to make quick decisions. That's the hybrid cloud solution, IBM and a global bank created. What will you create? |
| 0:25.0 | Learn more at IBM.com slash hybrid cloud. |
| 0:28.0 | IBM, let's create. |
| 0:30.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:43.0 | America, land of the free and home to an astronomical amount of mass shootings. |
| 0:48.0 | So I went to the world's largest gun show in Tulsa, Oklahoma to investigate our unique obsession with guns. |
| 0:55.0 | The bounty was plentiful. Small guns, big guns, comellaclips, katanas for some reason. |
| 1:01.0 | And more Nazis wag then Harlan Crow's guest pathro. |
| 1:04.0 | 11 acres of guns. Seems weird to use acreage as a measurement of guns, but this is America. |
| 1:13.0 | Barry, why are you here today? |
| 1:15.0 | America, America. |
| 1:17.0 | You're here because America dot dot dot. |
| 1:21.0 | Yes, guns. |
| 1:23.0 | I feel like that's an American high coup. Little EE Cummings over here. What are you looking forward to? |
| 1:27.0 | Relaxation. |
| 1:29.0 | And being able to look at guns free. |
| 1:37.0 | That's relaxing to you. |
| 1:38.0 | Yes. |
| 1:39.0 | Sort of like your bonsai tree is looking at an array of guns. Make sure you zen. |
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