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This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clapper.

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I am Jordan Clapper.

It's my last night hosting the show tonight.

It's also 420.

What an emotional roller coaster we just went on.

We got a great show for you tonight, so let's get an headlines.

There's so much news that I want to say.

I'm going to be a little bit more honest.

There's so much news that I wanted to talk about today.

I wanted to talk about Elon Musk's rocket exploding four minutes after launch.

He doesn't make it a successful flight, but does make it a successful metaphor.

And to the haters who said Musk couldn't possibly destroy something faster than Twitter, jokes on you.

Yeah.

Also, I wanted to talk about the presidential race and how Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the famous anti-vaxxer,

launched a primary campaign against Joe Biden.

If you ask me, it's pretty bold to build your entire campaign on being anti-vaccine since so many of the people who might vote for you are already dead.

But unfortunately, we can't spend time on any of that because there's another thing going on

and surprise, surprise, it's gun violence.

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