Jordan Jensen Queen of Trash

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Jordan Jensen! You know Jordan Jensen from RIP Jordan Jensen, Kill Tony, Bein' Ian With Jordan, The Joe Rogan Experience, Stavvy's World, Good For You w/ Whitney Cummings, The Adam Friedland Show w/ Nick Mullen, Whiskey Ginger, Harland Highway, Trash Tuesdays and much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Nutrafol: Find out why Nutrafol is the best-selling hair growth supplement brand at https://Nutrafol.com promo code GARBAGE. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Attention, homies and bozos. If you're looking for hot, local dirtbags in your area, then you're in luck.
0:06.1	We're going to be in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, California, Burlington, Vermont.
0:12.6	Don't forget, Boston, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, getting real nasty, Rochester, New York, and Toronto.
0:25.6	All tickets available at are you garbage.com.
0:30.2	Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:44.3	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:49.8	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:53.5	This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians, and we back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage.
0:54.7	Oh, yeah.
0:55.3	It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Earth to just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, drive. I'm your host, A Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootty's in the new edition. she just came down with a little food poison.
1:08.6	Okay.
1:09.4	She's eating quarters off the street.
1:11.1	All right.
1:11.9	Nothing on that.
1:13.9	My cows is coming up. She just came down with a little food poison. Okay. She's eating quarters off the street.
1:11.1	All right.
1:12.0	Nothing on that. My coves is coming at you from right next to me. Real jerk off. I don't get it. Because she's picking up quarters on the street and put them in her mouth. She's getting food poisoning. No one's ever done that. And I don't think that would give you food poisoning. If you had said,
1:26.8	if you had said tody is getting foot poisoning.
1:29.9	Foot poisoning.
1:30.8	Oh, man.
1:31.1	This is getting foot poisoning.
1:29.9	Foot poisoning.
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