Jordan Firstman

Homophilia

WOW Podcast Network

Comedy

4.4 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Filmmaker, performer and writer Jordan Firstman joins Dave and Matt this week to talk about being on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, meditation retreats, falling in love with his voice teacher, and dealing with "no". Plus, instacrushes, Washcloth the dog, and meeting his boyfriend / friend of the show, Charles Rogers! This episode is sponsored by Openfit (text HOMOPHILIA to 303030).

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0:15.0	Matt, Dave, Dave. What is up?
0:17.0	I'm just gonna give it to you straight.
0:18.0	What is up?
0:19.0	Last Saturday.
0:21.0	Yep.
0:22.0	I am, I forget, I was, I guess leaving serious.
0:24.4	I was going to maybe swing by the Whole Foods, get myself a bulletproof coffee.
0:27.6	I am driving on Santa Monica Boulevard.
0:30.9	Who do I see on the other side of the street?
0:34.0	Grocery store Joe.
0:36.0	Oh, from The Bachelor at...
0:38.0	And his gal...
0:40.0	Nope, on Santa Monica Boulevard.
0:42.0	Oh, you were leaving the restaurant leaving with his girlfriend Kendall who was on The Bachelor.
0:45.6	And then they met on Bachelor in Paradise and now they are on Instagram together and they taste things
0:49.9	and it's kind of annoying and a little goes a long way but he's still incredibly
0:53.8	hot. Do you think that they're happy? They looked they looked well suited to one
0:59.5	another and did he see you?, here's what I did.
1:04.0	So they were coming the opposite way.
1:06.0	I was like, well, fuck you, Whole Foods, that's not happening anymore.
1:09.0	So I drive way past them.
1:12.0	I do a Fast and the furious Hobbs and Shaw U-turn.
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