Jonathan Braylock Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Jonathan Braylock has never seen 2001, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He's never seen this space movie, despite making Astronomy Club on Netflix. Hmmmm. Kyle and Jonathan are joined by Daniel Shar, who has actually never even heard of this movie. We take on Jonathan's script, ask Shar if he's ever seen anything, play some games, and have an all-around nice time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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