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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Jon Stewart Tackles Israel - Palestine & Michael Kosta On Biden's Ice Cream Shop Press Conference

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Jon Stewart covers the war in Gaza and suggests possible solutions to end the conflict. Plus, Michael Kosta gives us the scoop on Biden discussing a ceasefire in Gaza from the comfort of an ice cream parlor, CPAC's concert to celebrate Trump "winning" the 2020 election, and he and Ronny Chieng discuss Wendy's new surge pricing model. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Are you ready for an all new season of Survivor? You better be because Survivor 46 is here and it's 90 minutes of twist and turns you don't want to miss.

0:09.0

Better yet, after each episode, there's a brand new episode of On Fire, the only official survivor

0:14.4

podcast. Each week we go behind the scenes of the episode's biggest moments,

0:19.2

taking you into the how and the why things happened. And this this season we're very lucky to be joined

0:24.8

by an expert the winner of Survivor 45 Devayadaris. What is up? I'm thrilled to be

0:32.0

joining this team and to be giving you my take on how and the why players made the moves they did, what it takes to out win, I'll play and outlast.

0:41.0

And to ask Jeff some questions because even after 26 days out there,

0:44.8

there is still a lot for me to uncover.

0:47.1

Bring it, Dee.

0:48.3

Listen to on fire the official Survivor Podcast on Apple Podcast

0:52.2

or wherever you get your podcast.

0:53.7

You're listening to Comedy Central. Welcome!

1:15.0

The Daily Show!

1:16.0

I am your host John Stewart.

1:18.0

This is...

1:19.0

Number three!

1:20.0

The third episode, this is my third episode, the first two, very controversial, a lot of discourse

1:27.2

around it, a lot of carping back and forth, a lot of anger, a lot of commentary.

1:32.2

Tonight, I'm done with it. Tonight is perhaps an

1:38.0

a moose bush, a trifle. Something like, tonight we discuss Israel Palace. Are we? Who wrote this?

1:55.0

Well, I legally have to read what's in the prompter, so...

2:00.0

Here we go. We're going to take a look in our new and probably never ending segment. Yes, somehow the audience knew, but tonight we. Israel, Palestine. not meant to endorse or justify all the actions of your side. Mentions of Hamas but fail to condemn Hamas do not mean we don't condemn Hamas.

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