Jon Stewart Stops By for Trump's Arraignment Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2023
⏱️ 14 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | BAM! |
| 0:04.0 | All right. |
| 0:06.0 | So we are here in New York City, |
| 0:07.5 | and today was one for the history books, |
| 0:10.0 | because when today began, |
| 0:12.0 | we were preparing for the craziest day in New York, |
| 0:15.0 | since the stay-puff marshmallow man came to town, |
| 0:18.0 | and busted a nut on the whole city. |
| 0:21.0 | That wouldn't marshmallows. |
| 0:26.0 | But today was even crazier, |
| 0:28.0 | because today was Trump Arraignment Day. |
| 0:32.0 | This is breaking news. |
| 0:34.0 | In a remarkable chapter of American history, |
| 0:37.0 | for the first time, |
| 0:38.0 | a former president faced a judge in a criminal courtroom |
| 0:41.0 | on charges he broke the law, |
| 0:43.0 | and it happened right here in New York City. |
| 0:45.0 | Former president Trump, please not guilty |
| 0:47.0 | to 34 counts of falsifying business records |
| 0:50.0 | related to hush money payments. |
| 0:52.0 | The photograph is stark and historic, |
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