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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Jon Stewart Stops By for Trump's Arraignment Day

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Roy Wood Jr. tackles the circus that was Donald Trump's arraignment in New York, including Marjorie Taylor Greene's indictment-bombing. Plus, Obi-Wan Kenobi (a.k.a. Jon Stewart) stops by to give Roy some sage advice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.5

BAM!

0:04.0

All right.

0:06.0

So we are here in New York City,

0:07.5

and today was one for the history books,

0:10.0

because when today began,

0:12.0

we were preparing for the craziest day in New York,

0:15.0

since the stay-puff marshmallow man came to town,

0:18.0

and busted a nut on the whole city.

0:21.0

That wouldn't marshmallows.

0:26.0

But today was even crazier,

0:28.0

because today was Trump Arraignment Day.

0:32.0

This is breaking news.

0:34.0

In a remarkable chapter of American history,

0:37.0

for the first time,

0:38.0

a former president faced a judge in a criminal courtroom

0:41.0

on charges he broke the law,

0:43.0

and it happened right here in New York City.

0:45.0

Former president Trump, please not guilty

0:47.0

to 34 counts of falsifying business records

0:50.0

related to hush money payments.

0:52.0

The photograph is stark and historic,

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