Jon Stewart's DNC Recap: Oprah Calls Out Cat Ladies, Dem Vibes & Kamala’s Moment

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🗓️ 23 August 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Jon Stewart closes out the last night of the DNC live from Chicago with a recap of the convention, including Kamala Harris's spotlight moment, Oprah's cat lady cam, and a roster of speakers as diverse and contradictory as the Democratic party itself. Jon also shows Dems what real joy looks like and tries to make sense of Fox News's convention coverage. The Best F**king News Team also share their thoughts on the party's embrace of small town values, which apparently means patriotically loving God and baking lots and lots of pies to give to neighbors. Plus, Jason Bateman narrates the story of Kamala Harris shockingly normal life. From her birth in a year that makes her a very normal age to be president now, to a classic college job at McDonald's, to her time in the senate barely getting noticed for anything, Kamala is breaking with recent presidential tradition by being totally f**king normal.

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0:00.0	John Stewart here, here,
0:00.8	Unbelievably exciting here, my new podcast,
0:03.2	The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election,
0:06.8	economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
0:11.2	Listen to the Weekly Show with John John Stewart wherever you get your podcast.
0:15.0	You're listening to Comedy Central. I from Chicago a city with a history as deep as it beats.
0:26.0	It's the Daily Shows Indecision 2024,
0:29.0	that Democratic National Condensation.
0:32.0	Broad-class with your host, John Stewart. Oh, Oh, what's up! Oh!
1:03.0	What up?
1:05.0	Welcome!
1:08.0	Welcome to the Daily Show!
1:11.0	I'm a John Stewart, and once again, ladies and gentlemen welcome to Sheehan. We are live. Right now we are live. The Democratic Convention is wrapping up maybe hours from here. We don't.
1:27.0	Right now we are live. The Democratic Convention is wrapping up maybe hours from here.
1:34.0	We don't really know where it is.
1:36.0	It's far from this theory.
1:38.0	What a night for Kamala Harris.
1:39.0	By the way, the anticipation was high tonight,
1:41.0	and not just for Kamala Harris. Speculation was running wild today
1:47.8	that there would be a surprise guest.
1:51.2	Boy did they deliver.
1:56.0	Please welcome Michigan Representative Alyssa Slocyan.
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