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🗓️ 17 August 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Jon Stewart tackles Donald Trump’s failed efforts to land one good attack on Kamala Harris, and his delusions about Joe Biden taking back the Democratic nomination for president. Also, Desi Lydic covers Trump’s chaotic X interview with Elon Musk, in which Trump both complimented Harris’s looks on the cover of Time magazine, and also laid out his plan to shut down the Department of Education.
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0:00.0 | Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show coming out every Thursday. |
0:07.4 | We're going to be talking about the election, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking |
0:14.8 | about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. I know you have a lot of options as far |
0:20.6 | as podcast go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. |
0:25.0 | Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast. |
0:29.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey everybody, welcome to the Dallas Show. |
0:45.0 | My name is John Stewart, and I am risen from COVID hell. First timer. |
0:57.0 | First timer did not care for it. |
0:59.0 | I also want to welcome in all of our viewers who are probably joining us from X after watching an amazing |
1:06.2 | and surprisingly life affirming conversation. |
1:15.0 | Between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, you know, |
1:18.0 | when they started quoting their favorite Maya Anjalu passages to each other, |
1:25.0 | my interpretation, the Caged Bird is singing for Bitcoin. |
1:31.0 | We do have a great job for you tonight Mark Cuban is |
1:35.2 | going to be joining us later. |
1:37.8 | And you know, we mentioned earlier on this program, occasionally we do make fun of Donald Trump, occasionally. |
1:48.0 | And with the ribbing and the joshing and the pulling the pants down and the pointing. |
2:00.0 | But he is in pain right now. |
2:07.0 | Multiple sources tell the Washington Post. |
2:09.0 | Trump has grown increasingly upset about Harris's surging poll numbers. |
2:14.4 | The Trump is quote complaining relentlessly. |
2:16.4 | Posting multiple times on social media clearly frustrated with Biden's decision to step |
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