Dude Behind the Foods

Behind the Foods

Yo, it's the dudes

Behind the food

Dood

Doods

Behind the foods

Yeah, is the news

Behind the food

It's actually really fucking good.

You look like an idiot.

Good morning, Vietnam.

Good morning, Vietnam.

You know, I tell you, the...

You're so pink.

I was matching my daughter this morning when I dropped her off, so I was pinked out because she was pinked out, all right?

Well, guess what? You look like a Dragon Ball Z character. Everyone said I should play What's His Face with the Dots? Dalson? No, Dragon Balls D, the bald one with the little things. Oh, Krillen. Yeah. Oh, you have to shave your head, though. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no You don't want to do it. Your hair's too beautiful for that. Yeah. Every time I shower and I see a few of my hairs fall out, I go, please, enough. I shed so much. Yeah. Apparently that's normal. Yeah. She hates it. You have your hair everywhere, don't you? Yeah. You motherfucker, dude.

And I do this, like, she will have, like, fresh ass, like, sheets and blankets and stuff. And I'll lay out and I'll stretch and I'll just do this. And then everywhere. It's because you have too much fucking hair in your head. There's not enough space. We went to, let me tell you this. Let me tell you something about my hair, dog.

And she was shocked at this.

And this is why my hair is so thick.

We went to one of these people that, like, they not only wash your hair, but they also do a thing, like, just like kind of a. Scout massage. Yeah, like, and a rejuvenation for your follicles. They actually give you like a super, like a, not an x-ray, but a very close thing.

Your follicles, your pores.

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