JoJo Siwa Breakup + Romance Novels Deserve Your Upmost Respect, JK Rowling Does Not

Glamorous Trash: A Celebrity Memoir Podcast

Chelsea Devantez

Society & Culture, Arts, Books

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Kristina are back in the Cookie Jar with pop culture chaos and cookie-fueled commentary. They break down JoJo Siwa’s “Big Brother” identity arc and wrap-party breakup, Coach Bill Belichick’s decades-younger girlfriend running his PR, and a rare Rob Lowe moment they actually agree with. Plus: a deep dive into romance novel discourse from the Patreon cookies and the cultural double standard that treats women’s stories like trash. Also: JK Rowling is still a loser, but can fan fiction be a form of resistance? Trigger warning: This episode discusses sensitive topics, including sexual assault. Take care while listening, and find helpful resources here. Join the cookie community: Become a member of the Patreon Follow Chelsea: Instagram @chelseadevantez Show Notes: Sign up for Chelsea’s Newsletter Rob Lowe Mensmoir Episode Rob Lowe Rant About How Nothing Shoots in Los Angeles Millennial Jojo Memoir Episode The Queer Ultimatum Episode How Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, and Barbie brought back the goddamn economy Where to find our Guest: Kristina Lopez Instagram *** Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you. Thank you to our sponsors: Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You might be missing out on really hot gossip.
0:03.5	Like, perhaps you're a fan of The View.
0:06.4	But did you know the history of it is Game of Thrones level?
0:10.1	I talked about a book covering The View with my guest, Joel Kimbooster.
0:14.1	So here's a little clip from that.
0:16.1	Do you remember how Star leaves?
0:18.1	I guess she plans this huge, like, fuck you to Barbara Walters in
0:22.1	the view and that she told them, my last day will be two months from now, goes to the real
0:26.7	woman who Olivia Pope is based on and is like, get me an exit of all exits. I totally forgot about
0:32.0	this. Iconic. And Anna Marie Tyndler's book went wild on the internet, but did you know this?
0:40.1	John and Anna got married on the 5th of July, and exactly 10 years later, John and Olivia got
0:47.5	married on the weekend of 4th of July.
0:50.5	Like, that's psychotic.
0:52.6	To have the same wedding anniversary as your first wife is psychotic.
0:55.3	Are you that hard up for free fireworks on your anniversary?
0:58.3	Move the date.
1:01.1	All of these episodes are behind our paywall.
1:04.2	They're available to you right now.
1:06.8	Like really beautiful gyms with busy Phillips herself
1:10.8	when I talked to her about her book.
1:13.3	When did you know you were beautiful? And I said 38. What happened at 38?
1:23.9	These episodes are on our Patreon. Sign up now on your laptop or your desktop to avoid fees.
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