JoJo Siwa Arrested for TikTok Murder After Spiritual Death of Candace Cameron Bure
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2022
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Links:
- The Britney Files: [LA Times]
- Billionaires are quaking: [Twitter]
- Funny you bring up Instagram: [Twitter]
- The TikTok Aestheticians have lost their fucking mind: Natalia Dyer Gets Apology From TikTok Beautician After Fans Slam 'Toxic' Video [Just Jared]
- JESUS-LIKE JOJO SIWA CHOOSES FORGIVENESS WITH CANDACE CAMERON BURE [Gawker, friend of the pod Claire Carusillo]
- Candace Cameron Bure [Instagram]
- By the way, Dance Moms damaged Jojo Siwa's hairline. Time to crucify Abby Lee [TikTok]
- 'RHONY' STAR SONJA MORGAN LISTS NYC TOWNHOUSE … Let's Try This Again!!! [TMZ]
- Erika Jayne served with $50M lawsuit upon returning from luxe Hawaii vacation [Page Six]
- I'm a VFX Artist, and I'm Tired of Getting 'Pixel-F–ked' by Marvel [Vulture]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Diva, listen, um, you're going to jail. |
| 0:04.4 | There's no other way to put it. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.6 | Have a good night, though. |
| 0:07.7 | Come on, if you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:10.2 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:11.0 | Yes. |
| 0:12.9 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:14.0 | Bitch. |
| 0:15.9 | Glass a red wine and a swish up. |
| 0:18.5 | I think you get the bitcha. |
| 0:20.2 | Bitch. |
| 0:20.4 | Here I go. |
| 0:21.3 | Oh, oh. |
| 0:25.3 | Read about down in the New York fucking post. |
| 0:27.9 | Hi. |
| 0:28.8 | Hello. |
| 0:30.6 | Ask not what your boots can do for sleigh. |
| 0:43.3 | Ask what sleigh can do for your boots can do for sleigh. Ask what sleigh can do for your boots. Here at Eating for Free, the podcast recording live from the absolute edge of the internet. Hi, I am local |
| 0:47.7 | Gossip Jones Summers. This is your local artisan, Matthew Lawson. We're recovering from a |
| 0:52.4 | extreme case of swamp ass after an unnaturally hot few 30 minutes in my apartment. No, I've been here for hours. Steamy. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. The farts that you've been letting out have been percolating in the air long enough. Those are Felicities. That's your cat, not me. What are you talking about? So come into this... She'd be cropped dust in this room. You as a man come into this home and you accuse a lady like my cat of crap dusting the apartment. Do you see now the double standards that we must endure to have our farts compared so immeasurably to that of a man? what the fuck you're talking about. I'm talking about feminism. |
| 1:30.9 | I'm talking about human rights. |
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