Johnny Rockets (with Christine Biancavilla)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
In the land before time, there lived a girl, a natural blonde who stockpiled wit and 5-inch heels. She was a young girl, so very young, who yearned - nay, dreamed - that one day her OC interview wishes might come true. But in the meantime, per Rupert Everett in My Best Friend's Wedding, she danced. Let this episode be a lesson to all burgeoning dreamers: you may make a joke about one day recording with your number one dream girl, and then *hours later,* get that call. Yes, that's right, this epic, extra zesty deep dive with Sarah's pal, content creator and Bravoholic Christine Biancavilla, was recorded Friday afternoon, hours before Sarah found out Shan would be coming over for a chat. Let's call this period of history B.S., Before Shan. And during this wild and sometimes chaotic convo (a cloffice fave), Sarah and Christine discuss the sunny delight that is Orange County season 18, Alexis' not-so quiet luxury, Gina's comic masterclass confessionals (on CC), Sarah's comparison of Johnny J with a certain terrible fast food chain whose meals haunt her daily, Christine's obsessions with a RHONY you will not guess correctly (you won't), how to problem solve finding a Bravoholic community when one's alleged "loved ones" refuse to watch (for shame!), Harry Dubin, cause, ya know, and more. This episode is brought to you by "The Secret," because bishes be manifesting and also cray - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 564! Dream big!
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| 0:00.0 | After watching Lala and Sandoval's behavior on the Vanderbilt Rules |
| 0:04.3 | reunion, I developed such an intense thirst. I guess it's contagious |
| 0:10.8 | when you're talking about Vanderbiltpump rules. So thank goodness for Fiji Water. |
| 0:15.6 | Fiji Water is the number one premium imported bottled water brand in the United States. |
| 0:21.3 | It has a perfectly balanced 7.7 pH and unlike the other two top |
| 0:26.6 | premium bottled water brands Fiji Water's electrolytes are a hundred percent |
| 0:31.2 | naturally occurring. |
| 0:33.2 | In fact, Fiji Water has more than double the electrolytes |
| 0:36.3 | as the other two giving its signature soft, smooth taste. |
| 0:40.3 | As someone who has spoken on the pod time and time again about the importance of having |
| 0:46.6 | electrolytes, especially this summer, Fiji fits into my lifestyle so well. Before going on a little bit of a stroll, just a short one in these |
| 0:56.7 | warmer summer temps, I grab my Fiji water and I am out the door. Unlike some other premium bottled water is in the market, |
| 1:05.0 | there's no ingredient statement on Fiji water |
| 1:08.0 | because there's nothing added to the water itself. |
| 1:12.0 | Fiji water is Earth's finest water. |
| 1:15.0 | And as someone who is currently deep in the throes of watching Bravo's finest television, |
| 1:21.0 | also known as Summer House, I know that having Fiji water by my side is keeping me hydrated and |
| 1:28.7 | refreshed. |
| 1:30.0 | So Lala, take that. The housewives turned a hundred, and I remain spiritually mid-20's plus. |
| 1:34.0 | She's a mess. |
| 1:36.0 | The housewives turned a hundred, |
| 1:39.0 | and I remain spiritually mid-20s plus. |
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