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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Johnny Doesn't Know

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.3

Time to prove that this is an educational show.

0:33.9

Postmaster Johnny's entered the studio.

0:35.7

We've got tickets for you to go to Pizza City Fest, Los Angeles, happening pretty much all next weekend, L.A. Live. It's Coachella

0:43.3

for Pizza. That's what I call it. All the best pizza places from Southern California. We'll be there,

0:48.0

and it's going to be happening on Saturday and Sunday at L.A. Live right across from

0:52.7

crypto.com. If you want tickets or information,

0:55.9

la live.com slash pizza city fest,

0:58.9

but don't worry about that if you win some tickets from us right now

1:01.1

with a little round of Johnny Doesn't.

1:03.8

Johnny doesn't know.

1:05.2

And I was like, okay.

1:06.2

Oh, Johnny doesn't know.

1:08.8

I didn't know Vegas was in Vada for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. J't know Vegas was like in Vada for like a while Johnny doesn't know Jolato sounds like Jello Johnny doesn't know It like goes Wugoooooooooo whiggles You don't need to know the answers You just need to predict Well Johnny know the answers And yes or no is all you need to tell us If Johnny is right or wrong Doesn't doesn't really matter as long as you predict correctly. And Johnny is here. He's off to Coachella after the show today, where a thousand men will attempt to put their fingers in his belly button. Well, he's already dressed like Bieber. He's got it down. They're saying Johnny's going to be the Bonnie Blue of Coachella. So that's very exciting for you, Johnny.

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