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Once a week on this program, we have the world's oldest boy genius.

He goes by the name John Zmirak.

I don't know if that's a stage name,

Zmirak with a Z.

John Zmirak, welcome.

Thanks, Eric.

The worst stage name ever since no one can ever spell it or pronounce it.

Jmirak.

Thank you.

Actually, though, after the piece that you wrote at stream.org about the freak shows,

one of the funniest, I still can't get over.

All I have to do is think of it and I start cracking up.

But I could see Zmirak written in that lettering painted onto the canvas of a of a freak show tent there you go i work here

world's oldest boy genius see that's the problem percosity does not age well actually i think it

in your case i think it ages extremely well you're still a boy genius that's the beauty beauty of who you are. You're still a boy genius. The only problem is you need to be three feet tall standing on a stool, you know, with straw all around. And people would just come in and gawk at you and you would recite facts.

That's kind of how I live my life anyway.

I was going to say that's sort of it without the straw.

And anyway, okay, so you, my friend, write many pieces every week at stream.org.

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