John Mulaney | Amber's Minute of Fury: Texas’ Abortion Ban
Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast
NBC
4.3 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2021
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Amber Ruffin focuses a minute of fury on the Texas heartbeat bill becoming law, making it illegal to get an abortion at six weeks or later.
Then, John Mulaney tells Seth about his eventful year.
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| 0:00.0 | A diner in Central Florida last week began receiving attention online after it said it would |
| 0:06.7 | not serve anyone who voted for President Biden. |
| 0:09.7 | I don't know how to tell you this diner in Central Florida, but you already weren't. |
| 0:15.2 | What happened? |
| 0:16.2 | You got suspicious after somebody tipped? |
| 0:22.8 | From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, please enjoy this podcast edition of Plate |
| 0:27.0 | Night with Seth Myers. |
| 0:28.5 | On today's show, Seth talks to comedian John Malaney, but first, Amber Ruffin reacts |
| 0:32.9 | to Texas' controversial new abortion law. |
| 0:41.1 | The Texas Heartbeat Bill has become law, and now it is illegal to get an abortion at |
| 0:45.8 | six weeks or later. |
| 0:47.0 | Here to talk about it is Amber Ruffin with Amber's Minute of Fury. |
| 0:56.9 | Any politician in Texas wants to be in charge of my body so bad? |
| 1:01.2 | Well, if you're going to be in charge of my body, really do it then. |
| 1:05.2 | Be in charge of my whole body. |
| 1:07.5 | Throw to toes. |
| 1:08.7 | Make it all your problem. |
| 1:10.5 | I'm lactose intolerant, and I love ice cream. |
| 1:13.2 | So every time I want to have dairy queen tackle me, and you better be strong too, because |
| 1:18.3 | I love a peanut butter parfait. |
| 1:20.5 | Tell four margaritas in Amber that she can't have a fifth. |
| 1:24.6 | Try and reason with her. |
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