John Hastings Has Never Seen A Complete Unknown

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

John Hastings has never seen "A Complete Unknown" but he rewrites it, and we read his script! Is John accurate? Is the Hawk Tuah (cannot believe I typed that out) Girl in the Bob Dylan biopic? Enjoy John's full script! Plus some games, a lot of chat on the Oscars, and more! Kyle and John are joined by Jono Zalay! And go see Kyle live in Brooklyn on April 5 at Union Hall. http://www.kyleayers.com for tickets Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Go, woo, who are you?
0:02.3	Whoa, there.
0:03.4	Victoria's had a Friday night to remember.
0:06.0	But now she's outside in the pouring rain and...
0:08.7	Oh, what?
0:09.7	You are joking.
0:10.9	I've got no data.
0:12.0	How are we going to get home?
0:13.2	But then she remembers she's with EE.
0:15.8	Yes, Uber still works.
0:17.5	So then she...
0:19.3	Uber's on me, guys.
0:20.6	Should we get a kebab?
0:21.6	Use essential apps like Uber and WhatsApp even when you run out of data.
0:25.7	Search EE Mobile.
0:27.2	Stay connected at 0.5 megabits per second.
0:29.5	Terms apply.
0:31.6	Oh, another miss.
0:33.5	Oh, I think you need your eyes tested, Nick.
0:35.9	Express yourself.
0:37.1	At Vision Express, you'll find our most advanced eye test yet,
0:40.8	which not only checks your eyesight, but your eye health too.
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