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Guys, I got bad news. Phil, John. Whoopi goldberg says she won't have sex with you

i was worried yeah i know this is hard on you john's the most devastated yeah it's true you know

i've uh i've never been intimately involved with a woman and so i'd sort of like set Whoopi Goldberg is like, my first time's got to be special.

And so to hear that, you know, here I was thinking in Trump's America, we could all get what we want.

We could dream big again.

She's 69 years old, you know?

That's what we call mature.

Over the hell.

She actually said that.

This.

We all came from.

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