JOE: TO SWALLOW OR NOT TO SWALLOW?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2014
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has been making out with Corinne since New Year's Eve 2012. Joe and Corinne share that special kind of disconnect that sits in only the numbest of hearts and Krystyna is only too happy to be the sole witness at the signing of their no-strings-attached friendly fuck treaty. TOPICS COVERED INCLUDE: 17-year-old sex, nose ring sex, jack hammer sex, holiday sex, lying to your mom FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, Hillary Rodham Clinton + that time Krystyna and Corinne HELD (not threw) a party. And, yes, Corinne now knows Nihilism isn't the religion where you can't kill stuff. That's Jainism. So spare her the condescending E-mails. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight
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| 0:00.0 | You were now checked in to stand up New York Labs. |
| 0:03.6 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:05.3 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:08.2 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:10.9 | I'm Christina. |
| 0:11.6 | I'm Corinne. |
| 0:12.3 | We're sorry about last night coming to you |
| 0:14.7 | from Stand Up New York Lab. |
| 0:16.6 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:18.1 | The Anti-Slut Shaming Podcast. |
| 0:21.1 | I never stopped. |
| 0:25.5 | Hey, guys, it's Corinne. |
| 0:26.8 | I'm Christina. |
| 0:27.4 | And this is the Anti-Slut Shaming Podcast coming to you |
| 0:31.1 | from Stand Up New York Labs. |
| 0:33.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:34.0 | How you doing? |
| 0:35.5 | I'm feeling tired. |
| 0:36.8 | Well, I'm exhausted because I've been killing mice |
| 0:39.9 | in my apartment and can't sleep. |
| 0:41.2 | Because every time I hear a noise, I'm jolted awake. |
| 0:44.7 | Oh, you moved to a crack then. |
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