Muah! Muah! Muah!

I'm not going to give up.

Oh, the meeting has been ended by the house, I'm confused, oh dear, come on David,

there we go. Morning. Morning. How are you? Tired. Remember the whole point of this is

God, I look tired, look at the state of that, I'm old. That bit there looks really old in the sunlight.

Oh yeah, you've got, what's that? It looks like prosthetics. Do you know when they stick that stuff on to make, you never look a grandad.

Yeah, so you have like a, like a young person who's made to look old. Oh my God, why? It's so real looking. Yeah.

It's so real. Well, you're lucky, you're wearing a shadow to be honest with you. I thought you could have said lovely skin.

Anyway, good morning, cockadoodle, cheers at biscuits. David, David, you're very, very tired, this is not bothered.

I was going to thought I could do today's biscuit the day is a custard cream. You sound 60% speed. Good morning and good to have you with us. We're with you for the next 25 minutes.

First, the headlines. Joe's going to tell us if you can do any impressions. Joe's going to talk about his worst of journey to a stand-up gig.

I'll tell you about the time I play Cowboys in Indians with Neil Acast or Native Americans. And it's Howard Wade Tuesday to end the show.

But now we'll be talking about the UK cameo website called thrills. That's not bad, is it? That was excellent. Thanks.

I don't know you.

I was nominated for Golden Globe. What? Yeah. Fuck off. Yeah, I'm lying.

I mean, you're it. Gold of none.

Oh, yeah. I got nominated for Golden Globe. Oh, well done. Anyway, back to Chattabix.

How would you how do you deal with going to the Golden Globe, David, if you got nominated and you had to go?

After the pandemic's over, obviously. Well, much like I did with the NTS awards. I didn't enjoy it so badly.

Land down the red carpet. Spacely sprinted. Was it you that said most people in this room share a flat with someone?

Yeah, really depressed. Yeah, most people in the suit were struggling actors or whatever.

And they're struggling to make their rent. Oh, my God. Good tonight.

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