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"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

Joe Machi - On Being Weird - Episode #4

"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice

PodcastOne

News, Politics, Talk Radio

4.72.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of “YOUR WELCOME”, Michael Malice breaks bread with the hilarious and all around brilliant comedic mind of Joe Machi. A New York comedy mainstay, Joe Machi has performed everywhere from Caroline’s to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Listen as he talks to Michael about leaving a 9 to 5 job to pursue his dreams as a stand up comic, as well as living with anxiety in a very cut throat business.

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0:00.0

You're going to see. The prime goal of government is to the opulent from the majority.

0:14.0

The prime goal of government

0:21.0

is to protect the minority of the opulent from the majority.

0:25.0

And in order to do that, you've got to fragment the majority so they really can't get together and do very much.

0:30.0

And you have to concentrate power in on the wealth of the nations.

0:35.0

Oh no!

0:36.0

What's the use of a little bit of a gun if you don't have your finger?

0:47.0

All of the trickers.

0:49.0

What's the use of a gun?

0:52.0

It's a little bit of a gun. I'm going to go on. But nominally.

0:55.0

Joke, you can't hear that.

0:58.0

We got Joe Mackie here, one of my absolute favorite comedians who I've known for a while from Red Eye.

1:05.0

Still nothing?

1:06.0

Uh, still nothing.

1:07.0

That's okay.

1:08.0

It's not okay.

1:09.0

I can hear you because we're in the same room.

1:10.0

That's true.

1:11.0

So that's good.

1:12.0

Um, I had wanted to book you on my show when I was on

1:16.9

Campom Media and I had sat in this very chair. I was on Dave Smith's show.

1:22.8

Dave Smith.

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