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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Joe Kwaczala Has Never Seen Titanic

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Joe Kwaczala has never seen Titanic, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Can you believe he left out the poker scene? Kyle and Joe are joined by Amy Silverberg, who has definitely seen Titanic, at a very formative time in her life. Listen to the full script, hear the extended discussion and games on patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit See Kyle live in Los Angeles this Friday, September 15th, performing his show "Hard to Say," a comedy show about chronic pain and more, with special guest Joel Kim Booster. Tickets at elysiantheater.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:11.8

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:17.8

Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before and we read their scripts. Today, the incredibly funny Joe Kuzala joins the show. Joe has never seen Titanic of all, which is incredible. To me, he rewrites it and we see what joe thinks probably happens in

0:39.5

titanic uh he's got a lot to go off of he said he you know knew the things that we all kind of know

0:45.4

about it and it's just so funny it's an incredible time joe is so funny the wonderful hilarious

0:51.8

amy silverberg is also here amy has seen, and it was a defining moment in her childhood.

0:57.5

So it's really a good combo here between Joe and Amy, and I think you're going to love this episode.

1:03.3

And then, you know, we talk Titanic, we tie Tocantic, and play some games.

1:08.0

Have a good time.

1:08.9

Some character cardhead that is just baffling at the end.

1:12.8

And then some bonus character cardhead on the Patreon episode,

1:16.1

as well as some uncut parts from the conversation and things like that.

1:21.3

That's at patreon.com, so I should never seen it.

1:23.1

You can get the full uncut episode with some bonus games.

1:26.3

And hey, if you're in angelesles i want to remind you

1:29.4

that this friday here in a couple days the 15th i'm running my show hard to say at the elysian

1:35.1

theater it is a comedy show about having trigeminal neuralgia chronic pain all that sort of fun stuff

1:42.3

uh and and joel kimbooster is going to be on the show with me, and Joel is just absolutely the best.

1:47.9

We're going to have a fun time, the Elysian Theater.

1:50.6

You can get tickets to that at Elysian Theater.com.

1:56.0

And I hope to see you there.

1:56.9

If you know someone in Los Angeles, please let them know as well.

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