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Where Shelly. Listeners, this week in pop culture has been a clown car.

I'm looking at the list of stories we're about to talk about, and they range from

bizarre to what the fuck. I just, I don't know what time in history we're living in, but everyone's losing their minds. You know, like, when the magician has, like, the scarf and it's like a tied to another scarf and they pull it out and it just keeps going. Like, that's what I felt like this whole week. It's like, oh, and then ditty this and diddy that. And then this person died. And then a lot of the, it's never stopping. It's not. Let's kick it right off. This story is a few days old, but new to us at FFP. But Lana Del Rey actually married this person that we thought was just an improv actor pretending to be an alligator wrangler.

Their husband and wife, and he's actually an alligator wrangler, and we await Landa Del Rey's

first interview for her to clear up why she's so kooky. But congratulations to the happy couple.

Why? And like her dad like walked her down the aisle.

This was a real wedding. This was like a real wedding. It wasn't like her being having, like doing it as a joke or just being like, let's get married because I'm, we're both high.

This is not her pretending to be a waitress at Waffle House. This is not. And as you'd mentioned earlier, she denied.

She's denied that they were dating and then they got marriage.

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