Doug hates candy wrapper screaming maybe sticky seeds with 50 as a pop or

turtles in his teeth they're still not born that we won't see

the dog loves moving won't see the I love movies.

This is Doug,

lots movies.

Sweet. Coming to you. Sweet coming to once again after I don't know how many times from Esther's follies in downtown Austin, Texas.

It's Monday, March 11, 3, 3, 3, 3,

11, 2024 at South by Southwest is in mid swing.

We're at the halfway point about their about's not really a couple days forget

it Doug move on south by southwest comedy continues tonight and tomorrow are you seeing a lot of comedy shows everybody?

They bring out the best for these shows out here and I have a great time every year at South By. But now that I put it

all the way down on the floor, I need to get the prize bag and tell you what is on the line today.

Somebody in the audience is not only going to win a bag that many of you probably already have

Because you're at South by Southwest and they give you one in the first day

Used to be full of crap the bag that they give you now It's just an empty bag and they just hand you go you go out and fill it up with the

crap you find while you're here in Austin and I brought a bunch of stuff from California to give away today the quote quote unquote prize bag has, I mean for starters I got some dude wipes. It's a single use I think but it's a yes it's one flushable wipe but just just the name dude wipes alone made me feel like that is something worthy of gifting a hip flask for people who still want to sneak booze into things for some

reason yeah we got some back there some Douglas movie, a license plate that you can't put on your car really because that

would people would go that's fake but it says high society on it.

Really a bad choice of something to put on your car. Oh, was anybody here when I demolished James Adomeon in the Witt's End Game Show presented by Samantha B.

This was my, it barely fit over my fat head,

this medal, this honorable medal that I got I kept some of the prizes they gave to me like

the inflatable trophy so don't feel bad about taking the prizes oh from my hotel

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