Hello and welcome to Bible Stories. We are your hosts, Todd Heymans. Hello. And my name is Matt Mullins. We are two pastors, two best friends. We love telling the stories of the Bible. And we can't wait to share another one with you. Todd Heymans, how in the world are you? Doing great.

Doing so good. Well, Sunday afternoon, you and I, but we both had church this morning,

taught some small groups and hung out, man. Good day so far. How about you? It's good. This is a very

rare Sunday record because just like my 2019 Hyundai Sonata, the tank's on eat when I get

done on a Sunday afternoon. That's right. I love people and I know you do too, but you know,

it's like you shake a few thousand hands and you're with the people. love it to death but i'm i'm telling you

you know you're a little a little bit exhausted after a sunday you know yeah you you started i love

people yeah but and what i was waiting for was but but boy do i love racy cups and then some

weird story about racy cups I was waiting for that.

One of my favorite, you know, there are some things that you have to, like, really work at to imagine.

What would this be like?

If you're trying to think, though, of, like, a post-apocalyptic world, go into a men's restroom

in any church across America at about 1.30 in the afternoon.

And I'm telling you, Todd, there is, it is not a place you want to be. It's not a place you want to

be. There's paper towels on the ground. There's water all over the place. It's, I mean, it is, it's a different, it's a different land.

It is, that's right.

If there was a rooms to go version of a men's restroom at one third in the afternoon

on any church in this great land, you would not buy it.

You'd go to the next route.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

That's why we'll only have church on Sundays, you know?

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