Oh, hot damn. Here we go. Here we go. Comedy alive from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Philly. You're dang right it is. The government is shut down.

We remain open for business. And the New York Yankees also now a game away from advancing in the playoffs against the hated Boston Red Sox.

So if I sound a little peppy for once, it's not just the meth.

I am vicariously reliving my baseball youth through my 16-year-old son.

He will not be with us today.

He'll be with us tomorrow as he is every Friday.

But you're going to get a visit from Jenny Phala, my wife, to respond to some allegations from a caller that she is out of my league. That is a fact check false. Now, she might be out of my league, but the point is I've made fun of her enough to cripple her self-esteem to the point that she'd hang out with a dirt bag like me. You know who else will hang out with a dirtbag like me? The next governor of California, Steve Hilton, is going to be stopping by in the second hour of today's show. And of course, the phone lines will be open to every one of you. Your calls, your text, your tweets, you can do a message in a bottle if Sting happens to be listening.

A carrier pigeon if you want to try that old song and dance. Even a smoke signal. If Elizabeth Warren's

out there today, I know she's not in the government because it's shut down. So you're all welcome.

As I say every day, this show is a safe space for cool people.

You can believe what you want.

You can be attracted to what you want, worship what you want.

The only thing we ask is that you don't be a bang.

Explitives are already flying.

Happy Thursday, everybody.

I'm in great spirits.

Always nice to have Jenny Fala on the show.

It's good because she's a great guest and it's cheap labor, which we appreciate.

And, of course, a big baseball game tonight. Me and the Link, man, going to be running around the Bronx for a little while, hoping the Yankees get by the Red Sox. And I got to tell you, ma'am, if you saw any of last night's game, you don't have to like baseball to just appreciate the fighting competitive spirit of sports where they're settling this thing by playing baseball. The reason I bring that up

is because what's going on with the D.C. shutdown has nothing to do with anything. Okay, the Democrats are on TV telling you Republicans

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