Happy Monday.

I'm in a great mood.

Working something out right now behind the scenes for this week's TV show.

I will tell you about it later in the week once it's all confirmed.

We have something really crazy going on.

And I'm doing the text messaging on this with all the moving parts.

Like as I get into the studio, If you're watching on Fox Nation,

is Jimmy selling drugs on the side? What's going on? The guy's very active for a man getting on a radio station. He seems to be doing a lot of texting right now. What's happening? Well, the phone is no longer in my hands. I am fully yours. And as the show gets underway, I can tell you I come to you in great spirits. We had got to hang out with Mike Tyson on Friday. If you guys saw that in my social media feed, if you did not, on Instagram at Jim Phila, F-A-I-L-L-A. It's in my Twitter feed as well at Jimmy Phila. And I got to hang out with Mike Tyson. Come on, Kid Dynamite. People were like, are you scared? I was like,

no, I beat him in Nintendo in 1987. I know the code. You got to avoid the uppercruts for the first minute and a half. And then whatever eye he winks with is the one he's going to punch with, that's how it worked in Nintendo. In real life, I actually wasn't worried about him hit me. He's a really sweet guy, little, you know, kind of soft spoken.

But when you get him laughing, like, he's got like a,

you know, one of these, yeah. He was great. Smacking me on the back and, you know, telling me I'm sick

and funny stuff. He was really a truly profound experience. It was amazing. And of course,

Tyson on Friday gave way to Lincoln Fala on

Saturday the Rams putting up a 40 to 7 victory. I mean, damn. Three sacks for Lincoln Fala and a

tipped pass along the way. They beat my alma mater, Division Avenue High School, as Lincoln

predicted they would so

a little bit of a kick in the nuts for my blue dragons but we take solace in the fact that although

clark beat us in football there is no way they could beat division avenue high school in beer pong

no way fact drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Well, it was a great way to go through

the weekend if you were watching Barack Obama campaign in New Jersey. Don't be thick, all right?

I'm not just Jersey, though. The Virginia stuff was bad, too. I mean, the good news for black people

is they're allowed to vote for white people again, according to Barack Obama's campaign effort

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