Happy Tuesday. I'm in a great mood. And one of the things I'm excited to announce as we get underway today in terms of those Iranian strikes, and I find this to be so funny, is I was reading a reporter earlier, and I cannot confirm this as true. I can't. But there are reports that Iran has so many cameras in their country because their government is monitoring everything.

They're dealing with like actual fascism.

Like, you know, we have pretend fascism here where you can criticize our government at the Oscars and get an ovation.

You know, you can criticize our government on the NFL football game during the national anthem and get a Nike contract.

Do you know what you get for criticizing the government over in Iran?

You get a firing squad.

Bingo.

Okay, but those totalitarian ways are starting to work against the Iranian government

because there were reports earlier that Israel may have hacked their entire surveillance

system, which is how they know where these guys are meeting.

I find it funny. Okay, they created a system of government that would allow them to spy and repress the people,

only to find out that that same infrastructure is now being used against them.

It's a wonderful comeuppance.

We'll discuss it.

888, 788, 9,910 on a busy day.

We have a new show on sailing clear water, Florida.

I want to announce that.

We're heading down to the Capitol Theater on October the 3rd.

October the 3rd, we're at the Capitol Theater.

If you're listening on W.HBO down in Tampa, get moving on this one. This show, every time we do it,

has sold out, like, in a hurry. It is the greatest market. And I'm so excited to get back on the road

this week. I'm going to be in Evansville, Indiana this Saturday.

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