Oh, hot damn. It is the week of the Belmont Steaks, big horse race here in New York. And they say if you're going to make it in horse racing, you got to be a mutter. Well, if you're going to make it in talk radio this week, you absolutely positively have to put those horseshoes on. And we're about to for the next three hours.

Afternoon, everybody. Good evening. wherever you're listening around the world.

It is, of course, Fox Across America with your radio buddy Jimmy Phala and some horrible

news to react to out of Colorado as well as some good news on the economy and some back and forth over politics.

Bill Clinton, with a straight face, went on TV yesterday and said Joe Biden is still sharp as attack right now.

Bill Clinton's, I'm not even kidding. He said that on TV.

This is not okay.

I'm with her. But whether you are or you aren't, one way or the other.

8.8, 788, 9, 910. If you want a piece of today's show, a show that has one rule, man,

we say it every day. You can agree, you can disagree. Doesn't matter. Be a Republican,

be a Democrat. Just don't be a... Bang. Happy Monday, everybody. If you came out to see me at the Agora Theater in Cleveland on Saturday for you...

Nice round of applause.

Pound for pound, with all due respect to Biloxi, Mississippi, Cleveland, this past Saturday,

was the drunkest crowd I think I've ever

played in my life.

I don't know that I've ever played a drunker crowd than I saw over the weekend in Cleveland.

That's true.

That is true.

Again, I would imagine if you're playing in a town where your last Super Bowl and your last

World Series championship took place during the Eisenhower administration, you do have cause to sip a little bit of grandpa's cough syrup from time to time.

I think he's got a point.

The point is they all took advantage of such things, and they were absolutely positively smashed.

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