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"Jimmy Kimmel"

SmartLess

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Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.651.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

There’s a lot of love in the room as everyone’s favorite narcoleptic, Mr. Jimmy Kimmel, takes a moment out of hiatus to lead the fellas on a colossal journey through time and space. Night night, Apple Pie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey there, Will Arnett here. Welcome to SmartList, our podcast where Jason Bayman, Sean Hayes, and I, each week one of us brings a guest that the other two don't know about. And this week is no exception.

0:17.0

We get real into it. Most of the time we just mess around with each other and then the guest has to be embarrassed. So let's get right to the podcast.

0:25.0

Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart Smart.

0:40.0

I have a teacher on today that says Camaro, and you know that that's a car, right? That's not like a bird.

0:46.0

You're a brand of olive oil or something. Oh, okay. Camaro, it's a domestic car. Okay. Made in the United States. Yeah. Who of the three of us was the last person to drive through McDonald's Burger King type of thing? Sean not yesterday. He didn't drive through yesterday, but I know that he had faster yesterday.

1:03.0

Oh, you go in and you sit down. You bring your own placemat and stuff like that. No, I make a night of it. Could you imagine Scotty get dressed. Yeah, we're going out.

1:15.0

Where did you go? I went to Burger Lounge because I like their burgers. That's not that's not fast food. I don't know you're going to Burger Lounge. That's so good. I love that.

1:24.0

I went no fast food. I probably go once every couple months. Really? And where's your where's your go to McDonald's? Uh-huh. And what do you get?

1:32.0

I get a big Mac, no pickle six piece of McDonald's sweet and sour sauce a small fry and maybe a root beer.

1:38.0

And that's just for one person. What dipping sauce do you do with the? This is fast thing. I do sweet and sour. Sure you do.

1:50.0

Wait, Jason, tell me that you don't do fast food. I don't do fast food ever. I haven't had fast food in years, but it doesn't mean I wouldn't if we were to hang out. Yeah. Let's do it. Well, you go to the Dodgers game and you eat a hot.

2:04.0

Oh, yeah, I have I have Dodger dogs. I don't know if that counts. That's actually you do have Dodger dogs. I do have Dodger. Well, I have the veggie dogs. Got him so.

2:13.0

I hate myself. Uh, listen.

2:16.0

Today we're going to try something a little bit different. All right. We usually have a guest that will educate us about their field, but today we are going to explore more of the human condition.

2:29.0

Our guest today has lived a very eclectic life that has taken him through the danger of the South Pacific and the complicated world of Washington, DC.

2:42.0

He has wrestled the powerful forces of the health care industry written a children's book. He's inspired millions and also infuriated thousands.

2:52.0

He has never learned to swim, but he is one of our country's greatest fisherman. He suffers from narcolepsy, but his work exists mostly at night.

3:04.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Will and Sean, you know him from such films as the link when stirby Brad status and of course 2015's the heyday of insensitive bastards.

3:13.0

I want you to please give a very warm smart list. Welcome to Mr. James Christian, Kimmel.

3:19.0

Oh, wow. Yes. Hi guys. That was an unbelievable. Mr.

3:24.5

Rex. Yeah, that was a really good intro. It was. I am a pretty good swimmer. But other than that, everything was right.

3:29.0

It's the one untruth in there. You really can't swim, by the way. No, I can swim. He's a great swimmer. All right.

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