Jim Harbaugh Named Michigan Honorary Captain And The Guys Are Perplexed
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 9 August 2024
⏱️ 11 minutes
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The guys cannot understand the report coming from Michigan football that they will honor former head coach Jim Harbaugh as honorary captain on August 31st.
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| 0:00.0 | From the I thought it was the onion update desk, |
| 0:05.5 | Jim Harbaw will be returning to the big house |
| 0:09.3 | August 31st as an honorary team captain. |
| 0:13.0 | I thought that was a joke as well that's real? |
| 0:15.0 | That's everywhere. |
| 0:15.8 | What? |
| 0:16.8 | Everywhere right now. |
| 0:18.4 | So I want to just say it again. |
| 0:21.0 | You went out and rubbed your booty in the NCA's face and a day later to hammer you. |
| 0:26.0 | Michigan's response to that is, Neener, Neener, |
| 0:29.8 | now we're bringing them back as an honorary captain. |
| 0:32.6 | But wait, there's more. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, here he comes. |
| 0:34.5 | Like a four-year show cause. |
| 0:37.9 | And yeah, let's go ahead and bring him back. |
| 0:40.2 | He's gonna flip the coin, who's got it better than us give him his ring this is not |
| 0:45.5 | going to end well like that's just a wild like wrestling move by you of them you think |
| 0:52.2 | after a while he'd make like Rick from Ankerman and just lay low for a little while. |
| 0:56.0 | Right. |
| 0:57.0 | You killed a guy with a try. |
| 0:58.0 | You may want to lay low for a little while. |
| 1:00.0 | I've killed the man. |
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