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The Honey Do with Ryan Sickler.

Welcome back to the Honey Do y'all. We're over here doing it in the night past studios. I'm Ryan Sickler. Ryan Sickler.com and Ryan Sickler on all your social media.

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If I am in your city when you're around, come on out and see me on tour tickets are available at Ryan's sickler.com Chicago November 11th and 12th Grand Rapids. I'll be there December 9th and 10th. All right. That's the bish. You guys know what we're doing over here. We highlight the low lights. These are the stories behind the storytellers. I am very excited to have this guest on today.

First time here on the Honey Do ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jim Lauren team. Welcome to the Honey Do Jim. Thanks for having me. I appreciate it. Thank you for having. Thank you for being here. Yeah, man. Absolutely. We did an old crab feast that I still talk about. And I haven't seen you probably since it's been years of.

I said it's three years since you've been out here. Yeah, right. So I think it was like you're like a kitchen table or something in my part five or six years. Yeah, dude. Well, welcome. Please before we get into anything plug and promote everything you want to get out there.

My new comedy special bite the bullets on Amazon Prime. You can rent the buy it there. I got a new prank call city called terrorizing telemarketers volume seven.

Seven volume seven. I've been doing it for 20 years. I haven't grown up. Still make a prank calls. That's out. It was recently number one in the comedy charge. It was awesome. So wherever you listen to music, get that. And I do a podcast called everybody is awful. It's out every Monday.

And they'll be in Dallas. Fort Worth, Texas. November 4th and 5th. Hyena's comedy club. I'll be at the Key West comedy club in Key West Florida. November 17th through the 20th and Detroit. December 10th through the 12th at the House of Comedy.

Oh, the house is going to say that's newer. Right. Just open it. Yeah. New club. Yeah. I'm wondering what the people hit me up all the time about. Why don't you come to Detroit? And I'm like, is there even a comedy scene in Detroit? I don't know. I don't know either. I haven't done. I've done a couple of rock clubs there. So this is this club. You're just open. So, you know, so yeah, that's it.

Well, we're going to talk about something that's going to be heavy. I'm going to tell people at it at the top now because some people get upset that I don't give trigger warnings about. I'm like, I don't know what the fuck everybody's going to say all the time. But you want to talk about a suicide.

Yeah. Can we talk about? Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Tell me everything.

I had a girlfriend. Well, first of all, I grew up Catholic. So, you know, my mom's not a thing. It's not a thing. But also, you know, I come from a family of seven kids. My mom basically was always trying to save people. That was a thing. She was super willing. She could have been like the next mother to reason. She would just take people in off the street.

Anybody let's take care of them. So that's all I knew. So when I said you got to take care of people, you got to have empathy if they're if they're damaged, you know, try to fix them basically. And how old are you at the time you're dating this girl?

Yeah. Mid 30s. Okay. So I I meet this girl. She was in a lot of trouble. Like, you know, craziness, you know, just some shady shit going on in her life. And, you know, she's like, can I stay with you for a little bit? I'm like, yeah, sure. And then basically she never left adopted foster homes, molested just a horrible, horrible childhood awful. I felt bad for her. So my guy can't.

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