Jim Breuer's The Metal In Me Episode 5-Metal Monologues
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Jim Breuer
4.4 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 18 January 2016
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Maury Morlin Morrison, here to tell you Geico has more than just great savings. |
| 0:05.7 | Much more. |
| 0:06.5 | Yes, while Geico could help you rack up more Mula faster than you can say metamorphosis, |
| 0:11.7 | they've also been the fastest growing auto insurer for more than 10 years. |
| 0:15.2 | That's more like it. |
| 0:16.3 | Furthermore, Geico has fast and friendly claim service. |
| 0:19.1 | That might seem like an oxymoron, but it's not. |
| 0:22.3 | All the more reason to say no other auto insurer has more than Geico. Geico, expect great |
| 0:27.8 | savings and a whole lot more. |
| 0:31.2 | Everything is a competition that I have to win. I win. |
| 0:39.3 | Here we are with Kill Switch. Engage. You just got the opportunity to do the biggest song in your career. |
| 0:44.3 | But will you do it because it's a duet with one direction? |
| 0:48.3 | Hell no. |
| 0:50.3 | You're in. |
| 0:51.3 | You're in 100%. |
| 0:52.3 | You're in two. |
| 0:53.3 | We got two wins with one direction. |
| 0:58.0 | Metal, Mike. |
| 0:59.0 | When you go to the supermarket, which aisle do you spend the most time in? |
| 1:03.0 | Produce. |
| 1:04.0 | Vegetables, huh? |
| 1:05.0 | Okay. Welcome to Metal Me. |
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