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Top of the rating. You're the guest on Curtis country.

Go to Ks. And you just go, what is the Kiron? Who wants to go first here? Man, you go first.

You go first. All right. You're sitting beside me, David, and the viewers at home see,

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Right. So here we go. Creepy, obituary writer waits for underappreciated pro wrestler to croak.

That's how it sum up your career. Oh, that's really unfortunate, man.

Yeah. I think it's pretty good. What do you got? Man, I was I was trying to find a million

different ways to work troll into this. But I think I'm just going to go with sports media

history and for you. But all three of the words are in separate quotes. It was actually kind

of insulting either way. But it was it was the saddest thing you could possibly describe

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