I'm Chalula. That's the nothing personal word of the day. It is Wednesday, November 5th,

2025. Chalula, as in sauce. As in the New York Jets trading sauce gardener to the Indianapolis cults in a trade that sent

shockwaves throughout the NFL universe, which means it sent shockwaves through the entire universe.

If you're only hearing about this trade today, I'm very jealous of you.

It has led to some of the funniest takes I've seen in sports by fans, by media, full panic by everybody. It is rare, rare in sports when you look at a trade that happens.

Now, let me go back.

Sauce Gardner, cornerback, first round picked by the Jets, signed long term by the Jets, only recently.

Jets, one in seven, new coach, Aaron Glenn, Stink, Indianapolis Colts, new quarterback, Daniel Jones, Giants fans, this is for you,

seven and two, awesome. The possibility, as Dominique Foxworth pointed out, minute one before the

season started, that this Indianapolis Colts team could be good.

Here we are, nine games in, and they're good.

So the Colts trade two first round picks,

plus a wide receiver to the Jets in order to

Soss Gardner in his contract.

And Colts fans are concerned that it was too much we gave

up too much first round picks in the NFL are the equivalent of finding a crypto account

password in the things of a dead relative and saying, wow, this was unexpected

and not subject to estate tax. It is the feeling that you have gold. Collecting first round

picks is a thing that teams in the NFL do instead of winning. Collecting first round picks is a thing that teams in the NFL do instead of winning.

Collecting first round picks is what teams in the NBA try to do,

and other than Oklahoma City, don't win while they're doing.

I have explained my view of tanking for Tua and what a mistake that is.

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