Jesus in Toast? Mary in a Grilled Cheese? A Christmas Song With 184 Birds?
Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories
Darren Marlar
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🗓️ 28 December 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There is a piece of Christmas trivia that gets passed around every December like |
| 0:11.5 | fruitcake nobody actually ordered. |
| 0:13.3 | It sounds profound, it feels meaningful, and it's almost certainly not true. |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to dig into a beloved holiday song, a persistent myth about hidden Christian meaning, |
| 0:25.7 | and what it all reveals about the human brain's desperate hunger-defined patterns, |
| 0:30.8 | even when those patterns don't exist. |
| 0:33.9 | Along the way, we'll discover something uncomfortable about ourselves and our faith, and |
| 0:38.8 | maybe learn how to tell the difference between genuine divine revolution and the stories |
| 0:43.7 | we tell ourselves. |
| 0:44.6 | We'll also talk about grill cheese sandwiches, ghost voices, and why someone paid $28,000 |
| 0:52.6 | for a decade-old sandwich. |
| 0:55.0 | Trust me, it all connects. |
| 0:58.0 | Hello, Weirdos, I'm Pastor Darren. |
| 1:10.0 | Welcome to the Church of the Undead. Here in the Church |
| 1:12.8 | of the Undead, I step away from being the host of weird darkness and step into the clothes |
| 1:17.6 | of a reverend. I still share things that are dark, strange, or macab, diving into the paranormal, |
| 1:23.2 | true crime, monsters, and more, but I try to find a biblical take on the subject matter. |
| 1:28.2 | I have to say, it is a fun challenge. |
| 1:30.9 | If you're a weirdo family member from my Weird Darkness podcast, or a weirdo in Christ from |
| 1:35.6 | this one, welcome to the Church of the Undead. |
| 1:39.0 | And I use the word Undead, because, as Romans 6, verse 11 says, in the same way, count yourselves dead to sin, |
| 1:47.1 | but alive to God in Christ Jesus. And as Ephesians 2 states, even when we were dead in our |
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