JESSIMAE PELUSO: "SQUIRTIN ON STAMOS"

DOPE AS USUAL Podcast

DOPE AS USUAL PODCAST LLC

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 187 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah, I'm fucking
0:24.6	What's up guys, sorry, what's up? This is the dope's usual podcast. I'm your host, Opazola today
0:29.5	We are here to talk about life problems, accomplishments, drugs and everything in between today
0:34.6	We have very funny comedian Jess May Paluso. Thank you very much for coming today
0:47.9	Your name's funny I know I laugh because you were so professional and we were just ripping shit for like 20 minutes
0:54.0	It's a customer service. Hello. Welcome to the dope's Yola podcast. I am your host
0:57.4	To it just threw me off I tried my I tried I used to do the pizza phone like oh, hello, fuck this bitch
1:04.5	Hello, you know what I'm saying. Did you ever have a retail job like that? I did I worked at each and I'm for like five or six years
1:10.0	God, I know retail is the worst retail is the worst because you can have a day in one day and see a doctor in
1:18.5	His scrubs jerk off into brown coordinates stop stop and then also have a woman in the fitting room leave shit in a bag
1:25.3	That's a Tuesday at retail shop the second one I understand please explain it first that happened
1:30.7	What do you mean a doctor in a scrub is jerked off into what into like these brown coordinates?
1:35.2	Not even the nice color clothes given it was false
1:38.5	I understand the choice of color scheme, but it was midday. I was in downtown crossing and
1:44.5	I was in the back of the store perfect POV of everything going on and I see this doctor in blue scrubs come up and
1:51.4	Stand you know clothing racks. Yeah, he's standing into it. I'm like, why is this guy?
1:57.1	He's having like a senior moment. He's just standing staring. No, oh, he was like a very attractive
2:05.7	Like doctor, I would have considered until I I saw this
2:11.1	Jerking movement and I was like, oh, he's seizing out. I'm like I always see the good in people. Yeah
2:16.0	You know, we're like, oh, maybe his arm season. I'm like, oh, he's nervous
2:19.8	No, he was jerking off into the clothing now you tell as a man. No, that's a creep that's creep shit
2:25.8	Right, there's nothing in my head that goes you know what I'll fucking do today. What fetish is that fall also
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