It is Wednesday, March 25th, 2026, and it's time to hum.

I feel weird. This is not the hump. This is in the weeds. The hump is preempted, so we're here today.

Why are we here? Well, someone decided to go to Sean Ross Sapp's house, dig into the trenches underneath his, where his power lines are, take those little scissors, find the fiber internet, which I assume is what he's got, because otherwise why you'd try and just snip, cut his internet, clean off.

So we're here. I didn't do it. I'm not going to the States. Jeremy Lambert didn't do it i'm not going to the states

Jeremy lambert didn't do it he's he's he ain't going there he ain't traveling

SP3 ain't doing it he's got better things to do it's another who done it

and we're gonna deep dive here on no we're not Jeremy Lambert is here is Wednesday

how you doing that's actually pretty close to the real story.

Oh, I'm aware. Okay. I didn't know if you knew the real story or not.

It was Camille. I don't want to cast that. It's always Camille. It's always Camille.

She's really trying hard to get that, get herself back in the TV graces, isn't she?

Yeah.

How are you doing, pal?

Yeah, we're on main channel today on a Wednesday.

It's great to be alive on a Wednesday in Ohio, I guess.

Said no one ever.

Is this because I'm glad it is where you are?

Because here I got a sick kid.

I got a sick wife.

I'm trying not to get sick.

It's his birthday coming up.

My mom's coming to town.

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