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So, you know, it's late and we're watching this

So, you know, it's, it's late and we're watching this secret lives and Mormon wives.

Mm. And I'm bored out of my fucking skull.

This is human. I mean, I don't, me and the misses. Okay missus okay and I'm waiting for my moment because I'm bored sure and I think she's actually watching this thing

but I finally turn and I go this this is crazy, huh? That's, some of these guys are, have more wives?

Taking the temperature? Right. Just going, and I go, we would never want to do that, right?

And she's all, she's all, no, no, no.

And I go, I go, no, me neither. Yep. And then I just kind of sit back and wait and she goes why do you

want to do that and I go me come, you know me.

Yeah, I can barely handle what I got going on right now, you know?

You know?

Okay.

I mean, I'm a little fucking bitch.

Yeah.

You know, I can't, come on come on no why are you lonely or something that's interesting turning it around and she starts thinking

Am I lonely because being with me is pretty lonely. Yeah. You might as well be single. You oh yes right that's an upgrade that's an upgrade so it's like so I knew I can plant that seed like you know she's to be thinking I do feel lonely most of the time you

bringing in a friend for being with me it'd be a friend I'm not saying I'm not saying

anything I'm asking are you lonely right I know she is because she's married to me of course yeah of

course she goes hmm you know what at that moment bing bong, the doorbell.

Oh, hold that thawthaw!

Got her.

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