Jerk Steals My Stuff off My Office Desk... But I Caught Him in 4K and Got Him Fired
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled jerk steals things right off of my desk at my office, |
| 0:04.0 | even though he was contracted to clean the office in the first place. |
| 0:07.3 | But fortunately for me, I had cameras set up to catch him in the act, |
| 0:11.0 | proving to everybody that this guy's a thief in the office, resulting in him |
| 0:15.2 | eventually being fired. Here's what happened. So roughly six or seven years ago, I worked as a lead |
| 0:20.5 | IT engineer at a very large multinational company. It was a pretty good job that I thoroughly enjoyed if I'm being completely honest. |
| 0:27.6 | Although us IT guys had a secure room for storage and preparation of all the spare laptops and monitors, we worked out in an open plan |
| 0:35.4 | area outside the secure room. As we worked in IT, we often had spare cables and mice, |
| 0:40.8 | tool sets, and other such bits laying around on our desk area. |
| 0:44.5 | Most of these were company owned, but a few items here and there were personal possessions, |
| 0:48.9 | as is often the case in the office. |
| 0:50.8 | One of the personal items I owned was a nice miniature screwdriver set. |
| 0:54.7 | The tools supplied by the company were not the greatest. |
| 0:57.4 | I mean they gave us a basic and ordinary screwdriver set, so I brought in my own nice |
| 1:01.9 | mini set that I'd been given as a present the year before. |
| 1:05.0 | It makes my work easier as it's far more precise and is better at removing the tiny |
| 1:09.8 | screws you've got inside laptops. Most of the time it's locked away in my desk |
| 1:14.1 | drawer. Anyways every now and then a cable or a spare mouse would disappear and |
| 1:18.6 | honestly this is no biggie. They're a company-owned kit and it's probably |
| 1:22.1 | someone just coming in early, |
| 1:23.7 | finding they've forgotten their phone charging cable, popping down to the IT area |
| 1:27.7 | to ask for a new one only to find nobody is there and then just grabbing a |
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