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Welcome to the Blind by podcast.

We're experiencing torrential bastard rain

here in Ireland.

Wet summer rain, wet rain.

I've mentioned wet rain before.

It's an all-encompassing, slippery mist. It feels oily. There's currently

an anomalous heat wave off the west coast of Ireland over the ocean. The ocean temperature,

if you look at current heat maps, and this is because of global warming, there's this massive area of extreme heat just off the west coast of Ireland.

This unnatural superheating of the ocean is causing more water to evaporate than usual.

And then when that incredibly moist air hits land, hits Ireland,

we're experiencing it as extra wet weather.

So it looks like it's going to be wet for a long time now.

So if you want to see the impact of global warming in real time in Ireland on our actual weather. Look at the current

marine heat wave. It's four degrees above normal. It's the highest, the highest ocean temperature

that Ireland has ever recorded since records began. So we'll be getting more rain, more storms, and very high humidity with bastard rain.

This viscous, steamy, misty fucking rain.

So for anyone thinking, Jesus, climate change and global warming, isn't that great for Ireland

we're cold?

No, it means rainy or fucking summers.

I have a very special podcast this week.

As you know, I'm getting ready for my tour, my tour of England and Scotland.

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